Sophomores Get Lost in a Forrest of Distractions

The beginning of the year brings great energy and masculinity. Such manliness brings Forrest Sutphin to feel that he must defend his honor, as a gentleman, and he proposes a fight in front of 1,300 people. Of course, when he shows up for the brawl with an unnamed opponent, Forrest is met by a scary defense system, and he flees, maybe or maybe not spitting on the ground as he drives away with his posse. Still needing to lay one on a junior, Forrest finds more success in the MBA student section,

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New Freshman Class Still Not That Important

The class of 2021 is kicking off its entrance into the high school with gusto. The school year seemed to begin a little early for some of us, considering we had hoco proposals weeks before school even started. And once the dominoes started to drop that fateful August night, everyone seemed to be dropping pics of them asking on their snapchat stories. Our dark horse to be the talk of Homecoming is Bo Wilbanks. The hypest man on the football team is likely to pull a power play on the dance floor which could lead to some contagious jiving from mister Kinard. Gentleman Scholar Athlete is the textbook, but the motto “kings do kingly things” should still be held dear to these young gentlemans hearts.

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