Seniors Realize None of this Actually Matters

With the end of the semester on the horizon, it has become obvious that very few people still care about school. With the journey winding down, the senior slide is naturally ramping up. Although grades still technically matter until after Christmas break, this historic class seems to be embracing an early relaxation period.

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Sophomore Rave Displays Futility of Youth

The sophomore class has enjoyed a period of sustained growth. Well, perhaps not enjoyed but at least experienced. The biggest event since homecoming was supposed to be the 11/11. However, because apparently a sophomore rave does not take priority over everything else on the Hill, the glow-in-the-dark tie-dye pool party was changed to 11/18 and creatively called “The 18.”

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